Hypocrite

I tell them not to cram, but I stay up all night trying to finish a paper due the next day.

I tell them to go to confession, but I haven't even been to confession for months.

I tell them not to speak so much about green stuff, but I always laugh at those jokes anyway.

I tell them not to watch porn and abstain, but I... well... yeah.

I tell them not to lie, but I'm even worse.

So what's the point in believing me?